Hi. I’m Blair. They said there would be snacks here and all I’m seeing is an empty promise. While we’re waiting I’ll tell you about myself because for once I’m the center of attention. I’m the star of a popular online comic called Barely Blair. Before Instagram the only person who knew my deepest thoughts was my cat. Yes, my cat is considered a person in our household, per her request.
I’ve been featured in Cosmo, BuzzFeed, Huffington Postand more than over 20,000 people follow me on Instagram, obsessing over my self deprecating jokes. I think they just like my honesty OR they’re sick of looking at sunset photos and well-lit scones. Either way, I’ll take it because it distracts me from real life. Some people say I’m a younger, less anxious version of Cathy and an older, greasier version of Daria. Not sure if any of that is complimentary but I’ll take it.